The little things

With all this talk of being thankful (couldn't you tell that I am a grateful person by my last post?) I decided that I would post a list of my dislikes and likes. These are the little things that need to be celebrated or will drive one mad (at least, me) that I mentioned in my first post.

Dislikes

• people who drive in the turning lane, while trying to merge
• people who think that I am going too slow and have to ride my ass
• people that I think are going too slow, so I have to ride their ass
• people who come to a COMPLETE stop to make a right hand turn when there is no obstruction
• PMS and it's ensuing hormone surges
• really nasal or otherwise annoying voices
• the stupid and too sensitive auto-flushing toilets at my work that soak your underwear if you don't sit down fast enough cause they think you are done when you haven't started
• arguing with my hubby, cause he can turn ANYTHING around and confuse me
• when my FIL makes rude comments about our political preferences
• getting up in the morning
• clothes that have to be ironed
• the fact that to lose weight, you have to watch what you eat
• the fact that I have no drive to watch what I eat
• itchy wool ( I swear I am about to take this sweater off and return it to the sheep from whence it came)

Likes

• when I have the answer before my boss asks the question
• when my hubby comes up from behind and kisses me on the neck
• when my shoes make my feet look small
• Xanax
• when my favorite song plays on the radio and I'm alone in the car, so I can belt it out as loud as I want
• cherry coke and mr. pibb
• mexican food and lots of it
• romance novels
• my hair- when it chooses to cooperate
• office holidays- even better if they are ones no one else gets
• office supplies
• when I hit every green light on the way to work or wherever
• getting personal mail
• getting my bills paid before they are due

Okay, so nothing revelational here, but I feel better for putting it in writing. Now, I have to go get some scotch tape.